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What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.

Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.

Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.

Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.

Cookies: Freudian psychology.

Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.

Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.

Ice: The sweet release of death.

boomorstan:

petition to let spencer reid be happy for once

(via genius-dr-spencer-reid)

sufferrosa:

The “Let It Be” Sessions, January 1969

(via johnnyniles)

gurl:

7 Popular Songs From The Past Five Years That Are Actually Creepy

I have a problem with this because I love the beat of this song, and it’s so fun to dance to. But I can’t escape the fact that this song is full of rape undertones. Actually, they’re not undertones because they’re not even subtle. “I hate these blurred lines/I know you want it/I hate them lines/I know you want it.” No, she might not want it and you didn’t even ask.

gurl:

7 Popular Songs From The Past Five Years That Are Actually Creepy

I have a problem with this because I love the beat of this song, and it’s so fun to dance to. But I can’t escape the fact that this song is full of rape undertones. Actually, they’re not undertones because they’re not even subtle. “I hate these blurred lines/I know you want it/I hate them lines/I know you want it.” No, she might not want it and you didn’t even ask.

did-you-kno:

Ancient Egyptians had proctologists. Their name for them translates to “shepherd of the anus.” Source

did-you-kno:

Ancient Egyptians had proctologists. Their name for them translates to “shepherd of the anus.” Source

youruffledmyruffalo:

once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby

and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,

"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"

until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.” 

(Source: rainwateralpha, via iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid)